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My ho vyt\u00e1\u010det nem\u00e1me, ale ono n\u00e1s svou … ","datePublished":"2016-09-05","dateModified":"2023-05-05","author":{"@type":"Person","@id":"https:\/\/www.codalan.cz\/author\/#Person","name":"codalan.cz\n","url":"https:\/\/www.codalan.cz\/author\/","identifier":1,"image":{"@type":"ImageObject","@id":"https:\/\/secure.gravatar.com\/avatar\/75822ebcb33f26a58f54da5d813b950f2ea435f36540e293975e215a51d4a023?s=96&d=mm&r=g","url":"https:\/\/secure.gravatar.com\/avatar\/75822ebcb33f26a58f54da5d813b950f2ea435f36540e293975e215a51d4a023?s=96&d=mm&r=g","height":96,"width":96}},"publisher":{"@type":"Organization","name":"codalan.cz","logo":{"@type":"ImageObject","@id":"\/logo.png","url":"\/logo.png","width":600,"height":60}},"image":{"@type":"ImageObject","@id":"https:\/\/codalan.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/img_a292148_w2316_t1504614847.jpg","url":"https:\/\/codalan.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/img_a292148_w2316_t1504614847.jpg","height":"","width":""},"url":"https:\/\/www.codalan.cz\/jak-na-kliste-od-lesa\/","about":["Neza\u0159azen\u00e9"],"wordCount":488,"articleBody":"Je to docela mal\u00e9, ale m\u016f\u017ee to s sebou p\u0159in\u00e9st obrovsk\u00e9 probl\u00e9my. My ho vyt\u00e1\u010det nem\u00e1me, ale ono n\u00e1s svou p\u0159\u00edtomnost\u00ed vyto\u010d\u00ed docela snadno. V \u010cesku se jim docela zal\u00edbilo, proto\u017ee je jich tu rok od roku v\u00edce a v\u00edce. Ur\u010dit\u011b u\u017e ka\u017ed\u00fd uhodl, \u017ee jedn\u00e1 o kl\u00ed\u0161t\u011b. V\u011b\u0159ili byste, \u017ee kolem jejich existence koluje \u0159ada m\u00fdt\u016f? T\u0159eba n\u011bkter\u00fd z nich m\u00e1te zafixovan\u00fd pr\u00e1v\u011b Vy.–         Jestli\u017ee nebudu chodit do les\u016f, nemohu si ho p\u0159in\u00e9st. To sam\u00e9 plat\u00ed i o vy\u0161\u0161\u00edch poloh\u00e1ch. Je to hol\u00fd nesmysl. Kl\u00ed\u0161t\u011b si mohu p\u0159in\u00e9st i z m\u011bstsk\u00e9ho parku, kter\u00fd le\u017e\u00ed v nadmo\u0159sk\u00e9 v\u00fd\u0161ce t\u0159eba \u0161esti nebo sedmi set metr\u016f. Kl\u00ed\u0161t\u011b je prost\u011b v\u0161ude. I v poloh\u00e1ch kolem tis\u00edce metr\u016f nad mo\u0159em. Sice maj\u00ed jen omezen\u00fd zp\u016fsob pohybu, ale to jim nebr\u00e1n\u00ed v tom, pou\u017e\u00edt n\u011bjak\u00fd dopravn\u00ed prost\u0159edek. T\u0159eba pt\u00e1ka nebo turistu.\tDal\u0161\u00edch p\u00e1r nesmysl\u016fV lese ho m\u016f\u017eeme chytit nejsn\u00e1ze, proto\u017ee padaj\u00ed ze strom\u016f.–         I tato pov\u011bra je dost roz\u0161\u00ed\u0159en\u00e1. A to i p\u0159esto, \u017ee je nelogick\u00e1. Pro\u010d by se kl\u00ed\u0161t\u011b pachtilo do vr\u0161ku strom\u016f, kdy\u017e si na n\u011bjakou p\u0159\u00edhodnou nohu m\u016f\u017ee po\u010dkat v hou\u0161tin\u011b nebo v tr\u00e1v\u011b? Nav\u00edc je mu \u00fapln\u011b jedno, na jakou \u010d\u00e1st t\u011bla se zachyt\u00ed. A \u017ee jste ho na\u0161li na krku? To znamen\u00e1, \u017ee tam prost\u011b vylezlo.Nemaj\u00ed r\u00e1di pivo a cigarety. –         Pivn\u00edm dechem m\u016f\u017eete leda tak odradit partnera a cigaretov\u00fdm kou\u0159em kom\u00e1ra. Kl\u00ed\u0161t\u011bti je jedno, co V\u00e1m koluje v krvi. Kl\u00ed\u0161t\u011b nep\u016fjde na n\u011bkoho, kdo je oble\u010den do sv\u011btl\u00fdch barev. –         I kdyby \u010dlov\u011bk vypadal jako ledn\u00ed medv\u011bd, tak je mu to m\u00e1lo platn\u00e9. Ale mo\u017en\u00e1 je l\u00e9pe se na v\u00fdlet obl\u00e9knout do sv\u011btl\u00e9ho. Tmav\u00e9 kl\u00ed\u0161t\u011b m\u016f\u017eete odhalit je\u0161t\u011b d\u0159\u00edve, ne\u017e si najde cestu k t\u011blu.Pokud u\u017e se stane, \u017ee se kl\u00ed\u0161t\u011b na na\u0161e t\u011blo p\u0159is\u00e1lo, je pot\u0159eba ho vyto\u010dit proti sm\u011bru hodinov\u00fdch ru\u010di\u010dek.–         Tak tento m\u00fdtus je asi nejroz\u0161\u00ed\u0159en\u011bj\u0161\u00ed. Tento zp\u016fsob by fungoval, pokud by k n\u00e1m bylo kl\u00ed\u0161t\u011b p\u0159i\u0161roubovan\u00e9. Nejlep\u0161\u00edm zp\u016fsobem je kl\u00ed\u0161t\u011b zak\u00e1pnout desinfekc\u00ed a speci\u00e1ln\u00edmi kle\u0161ti\u010dkami ho vyndat.                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        4.2\/5 - (6 votes)        "},{"@context":"https:\/\/schema.org\/","@type":"BreadcrumbList","itemListElement":[{"@type":"ListItem","position":1,"name":"Jak na kl\u00ed\u0161t\u011b? Od lesa","item":"https:\/\/www.codalan.cz\/jak-na-kliste-od-lesa\/#breadcrumbitem"}]}]